No Eggsplantation !

A Man Out Of Time

So this is where he came to hide when he ran from you,

In a private detective's overcoat and dirty dead man's shoes,

The pretty things of Knightsbridge lying for a Minister Of State

It's far cry from the nod and wink here at Traitor's Gate,

'cos the high heel he used to be has been ground down

and he listens for the footsteps that would follow him around....

To murder my love is a crime but will you still love a Man Out Of Time ?

El Padrone

In which our hero , variously known from previous incarantions as "Miles" , "Dr Mick", and - most recently - "Merlin" returns yet again (yawn!) to astonish the world.

Leaner, meaner and altogether more switched on (as if such a thing were possible) this is most definitely the very last word in utter and complete arrogance and inexcusable conceit.

And - as his old friend Bruce used to say - "This guy don't dance".

Be very afraid ......... he is.